Archive for May, 2006

Snake Penetrating Ass

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

Snake Dildo

Snake Dildo

Snake Dildo

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Buttercream Experience

Monday, May 29th, 2006

Clark’s Buttercream Experience

This is a true story about an experience I had with a dog.

My name is Clark. I was just 18 when about two and a half years ago; I was watching a lady’s house for her while she was away for family reasons. This was really a great time for me. I was pretty much on my own and I was getting paid for it.

One night, I was just sitting there and the dog, let’s call him Lenny, started licking himself. When he did, I noticed his cock moved a little and poked out just a little bit. For some unknown reason, this turned me on.

I didn’t give it much thought until later on that night while I was in the guest area of the house which is the basement which was made up to be like a mini apartment. I just got out of the shower and was toweling myself off when Lenny walked right up to me and stuck is nose in my crotch which he does to everyone all the time but this time it was different because I was naked and he had just stuck his cold, wet nose against my cock.

Without warning, my cock started to get larger. I was wondering what was wrong with me. This was a DOG that was making my cock hard. That’s sick!!! But I all of a sudden got really aroused by his quick touch.

I walked over to him and started to pet him on the head, I kneeled down on one knee and kept petting him and he put his head down and started to lick the head of my dick. This sent a rush through by body that was overwhelming.

I was now kneeling before Lenny with my HARD cock in his face while he kept licking it. I don’t really know why he kept licking it like that. Did it really taste that good? Well, he sort of lost interest after a few more seconds so I went to the refrigerator and got some butter and spread it on my cock and went back over to him and he was more than happy to lick the butter off of my dick.

Little did the poor doggy know that if he kept licking the butter, he would be getting some extra protein in just a minute. After he licked all the butter off, I spread on some more and he continued to lick it off. Just before he cleaned off my cock, I started to feel the sudden urge to cum.

Just as Murphy’s Law would have it, just as I was about to spew, all the butter was gone. While some pre-cum leaked out of my dick, I spread on a little more butter.

Lenny started to lick it off again.  His tongue was lashing at my cock like mad and I felt like my head was going to blow off when I began to shoot off in his mouth. He, kind of moved back when my sperm started to jet out of my dick but after he got a taste of it, he lashed at the head of my squirting cock as a shot a HUGE load into his mouth. I finished cumming in his mouth and Lenny continued to lick my cock off for a minute more as he cleaned off the remaining butter and cum from my dick.

Oh how I love that dog!!

Signs your Boyfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover

Friday, May 26th, 2006

Signs your Boyfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover

10:  He insists on having the dog he gave you last Christmas be neutered at once and when asked he just mutters, “Better to be safe than sorry…”

9:  He thinks that you had something to do about the way his pet eel died when you were looking after his apartment while he was away.

8: You look at his computer and notice that he bookmarked “Signs That Your Girlfriend is an Animal Lover” page from a website. You also note that he also bookmarked “Signs Your Girlfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover” from THIS site.

7: You have a fight with him after you and your girlfriend went to an aquarium exhibit. Later after you two made up and are having sex, he looks at you suspiciously in the eye and asks, “Honey, why does your pussy smell fishy?”

6: He won’t take you to the zoo anymore.

5: He won’t let you on the couch any more….

4: When you tell him you sleep with the dog, he hopes that’s all you do.

3: You tell him that the reason you were late was because you got detained by the police and he asks, “Which one, the Horse Patrol Unit of the K9 Unit?”

2: You spend countless hours that the girl in the internet picture fucking a dog is not you and it was your evil twin sister (yeah right!!!) who is trying to break up your relationship.

And the number one sign that Your Boyfriend suspects that you are a closet Animal Lover…

1:  He growls at every dog that passes by saying, “Stay away from MY bitch, you mutts!”

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Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

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Snake Seduction

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

Snake Seduction

Hi, name is Des. I know its weird, but snakes have always fascinated me. Most girls are afraid of them, but I think they are incredible creatures. I also keep two corn snakes as pets, named Mamba & Viper. They are about 4.5′ feet long and a good 1.5-2 inches wide, light orange with gray diamond shaped dark patches. And they’re very gentle as they can be. I have raised them they were only babies. They have never bitten me, not even tried, well… maybe except when they were little and nipping everything. But, never since then.

So, you wanna know just how exactly did this strange habit of mine start, you ask? Well, I usually have one of the snakes draped around my neck when I am in my room. I love my snakes and they like to spend time out of their aquariums with me. Sometimes I will put a bit of a treat on my hand or shoulder. They can always tell the difference between the treat & my skin. Well, one day I was surfing the net and getting very horny. I was looking at some images at this one site and boy, did it get my juices flowing. I kept rummaging through this site and the next thing you know there are bestiality pictures on my screen. You know those pop-up ads that are always showing up when you are surfing a porn site. I remember myself thinking, “How in the world can anyone have sex with an animal?”

But, as I stared at the pictures on the screen my curiosity was peaked. I clicked onto the link & saw for the first time a woman being fucked by a dog. My pussy became wetter and wetter. I could not believe I was turned on by this. They had an “eel” category, so I clicked on it. Ohmigod! Right there on the screen of my computer was a girl with her legs spread wide open with the tail end of an eel slithering out of her pussy! I really got horny then. I could not believe it! I looked at picture after picture and my panty crotch was soaking wet!

Now, you all know how snakes have an incredible sense of smell. Well, Mamba started his way down to investigate the source of this overpowering smell that was coming from my nether regions. I did not think anything of it at first. The snakes are always moving around when they get tired of one spot. Mamba’s head was right at my crotch. His tongue kept darting in & out of his mouth. He was enjoying the scent of my sopping wet pussy. I do not know what came over me, but the next thing you know I had dropped my shorts and panties onto the floor and spread my legs wide open. I moved over to the bed and pulled my knees up to my chest.

Mamba’s head went between my legs and was bumping against my labia. Oh God, it felt good! It was so wicked! It turned me on like I had never been before.

After realizing that there was nothing for him down there Mamba started to make his way back up to my shoulder. I stopped him in his tracks and put him back down between my legs. I took a hold of his tail and snaked it between my outer lips. I used it to rub my clit and I was getting all worked up. Mambas didn’t seem to mind this handling of him so I kept it up. I took Mamba’s tail and started to work it into my sopping wet hole. It really felt good. His skin is a little rough & added a sensation that I have never had before. He had just shed his skin a couple of days ago, so this was new skin. The new scales added bumps and grooves that I felt as I pushed more and more of his body into my pussy.

Snakes are very flexible and as I pushed more in it was as if he curved on himself inside my tight hole. I was feeling very full, but wanted more. Then I started playing with my clit. I figured Mambas could exit my vagina at his own pace and that it would seriously get me off. You know, the not having control over it and not being able to tell him what to do. Shit, I was already creaming over the thought. Mamba started to slither away and as he started to slowly exit my body, I screamed out in pleasure. It felt like nothing I had ever experienced before. It felt like he would never get all of his body out of my pussy. He met no resistance and to add to my pleasure he went straight up, right over my clit! Oh, shit! It was so intense! The orgasm was the most intense one I have ever had in my life, even to this day. It started when Mamba brought his head back towards my pussy lips and kept sniffing the air with his tongue. Every few times his tongue would actually make contact with my clit. I had my knees pulled all the way to my chest so my pussy was spread as wide as I could get it. My clit was hard as it could be and defiantly out from under its hood. When I felt his forked tongue touch my clit for the first time, he set off my orgasm.

My legs pulled themselves back even further on their own in order to open my pussy up more so I let go of them then started to pinch and roll my nipples. I pinched them so hard that I had a tear form in the corner of my eye, but it felt soooo good that I could not stop.

My orgasm continued the entire time Mamba got out of me. My pussy was spasming repeatedly and my clit was throbbing and I felt this extreme urge to piss, but I knew I could not piss and climax at the same time. Ands then there was this shot of fluid from my pussy as Mamba came all the way out. Wow!  There was nothing I could do except let my legs flop down to the bed and try to control my breathing as my pussy and clit continued to spasm over and over again. Then I reached down, put two fingers up inside my pussy, and brought them to my clit. I started to rub and circle my nub, knowing that I could make myself climax again if I did it just right. I used one hand to spread my lips wide and the other to grab hold of my clit very tight. Then I took my clit between my fingertips and rolled it like I do to my nipples. As I started to cum again I pinched my clit for all it was worth. The intensity of my second orgasm soared to new heights. Wow!

I do not know how long I lay there. I finally managed to calm myself down to sit up and gaze at my snakes who are both now curled up on the floor. I felt myself getting wet again as I stared at them. Maybe next time, I will try them both at the same time!

More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

More Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

You don’t have to spend a fortune buying that diamond ring only to find out that the bitch had already hooked up with the richest guy in the block.

They are open about having multiple partners.

You don’t have to rush to the nearest drugstore late at night to buy a condom.

Sex is better between friends. Who better than Man’s best friend for that matter?

They don’t transmit sexually transmitted diseases.

They don’t get squimish if you want the sex dirty.

They  don’t care much about where you fucked them.

They don’t charge you by the hour when fucking them.

Exotic breeds are always affordable and available at the pet shop.

They won’t drive you away by asking, “When are you gonna marry me?”

Hot Dog Blowjob

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

Hot Dog Blowjob

Hot Dog Blowjob

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Max Satisfaction

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Max Satisfaction

This is a true story. In fact, it just happened a few weeks ago….

I went back to the old countryside to visit my family and friends last summer. During my stay there, I went down to see one of my good friends for a weekend of hanging out and partying.  His name is Andy, he’s married. No kids except for  a 3 year old male Rottweiler named Max who is all dog and very friendly.

Well, that first night, we all went out drinking and got ourselves screwed drunk! At the end of the night, our buddies dropped us off at the house. I was to sleep on the big couch in the living room, so my friend went to his room to get me a pillow and blanket. When he came back, Max had followed him out to the living room and immediately started to play with me. Andy asked me if I wanted to put Max in the garage for the night, and I said, “No” that he could sleep out here the living room with me. My buddy was fine with that, so he threw me a blanket, said goodnight and closed his bedroom door (and  probably passed out. We ALL were that drunk. ).

Well, I was feeling kinda warm. So, I stripped myself down to my boxers and hopped onto the couch. Well, Max came right over and started licking my face. Lying on the couch, I tried to pet him and within seconds, I had a boner. Guess I was *SO* turned on by having this huge dog try and lick my face that I wondered what it would be like to have him on top of me doing that.

With very little coaxing, I had Max jump up on the couch with me and he laid right on top of me, his face in mine. So, now I have this 90 pound dog on me, and he started licking my face. I opened my mouth and his tongue went right in. It felt so awesome! I just kept my mouth open and the next thing you know, I was making out with Max! I was sucking on his tongue and French kissing him as he slurped my face. It was so intimate and so intensely erotic to be doing this with such a powerful animal! I felt so much like an animal and he really seemed to enjoy it. For what seemed like forever, we lay there swapping spit, my arms wrapped around his shoulders, locked in an erotic animalistic embrace. It was so awesome because kissing is something I love doing with another guy and this took it to a whole new level!

Well, needless to say, my dong was rock hard having this 90 pound horny dog on me, so, I slid my hands down underneath his body and found his cock, I started to rub it and it instantly got hard and came out of his sheath. He started to try and hump, which was kinda uncomfortable with him on top of me on the couch, so I managed to push him off onto the floor.

I got down next to him and put my face under his belly. His musky scent filled my nostrils and I went right for his cock. Next think you know, I had it in my mouth, slurping his doggy cum up as fast as I could. He kept trying to hump my face so after a minute or two, I stopped. I was so horny that I had to get off!!! On my knees, I started jerking Max off. In seconds, he was humping my hand. I focused on getting him off first because I knew I was gonna cum as soon I started on myself. Within a few minutes, my hand was covered in dog cum. It was so hot holding that fat dog cock as it pulsed juices out all over the place. I held his cock right below his huge knot and ‘milked that cock’ as he came.

When he was almost finished cuming, I let go of his cock and started licking his cum off my hand. The intense musky dog smell almost made me cum right there! Max immediately lay down in front of me and started licking himself clean as I started to jerk off. Well I came hard and fast and shot my load all over his belly!  As I kneeled there, my head swimming from my orgasm and my buzz, Max continued to clean himself clean, and that included slurping up my cum along with his own. SHIT!!! It was fucking hot!!!!  A few minutes later, I crawled back onto the couch and was sound asleep, with Max on the floor by my side.

I cannot wait to do it again another night.

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Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

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Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals

10. You don’t have to give them chocolates or treat them to a candlelight dinner before fucking them.

9. They are always available.

8. They don’t give a damn if you’re… uh, small or whether you cum at once.

7. They don’t transmit diseases like HIV or AIDS.

6. You can quit the foreplay and get down to the fucking right away.

5. They don’t get squeamish at the thought of you chaining them first.

4. You don’t need to pay them first before fucking them.

3. You can fuck them anywhere. Just as long as other people don’t see you.

2. You’ll get a kick out of doing the forbidden. (Excuse the pun. ;)   )

And the top one reason why you should fuck animals is…..

1. You don’t have to worry about one of you getting pregnant afterwards.